9.19.2011

Captain Morgan Tattoo

Captain Morgan Tattoo
Puerto Rican Spiced Rum
35% Alcohol (70 Proof)

Avast, me hearties!  Today is a special day: September 19.  For those of you who don't know... it's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!  That's right, TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!! Walk the plank, ya' scallywags!  Arrr!  

Okay, enough of that. 

Anyway, I figure what better way to celebrate the occasion than by reviewing some liquor from the most famous drunken pirate rum guzzler around, Captain Morgan!  Like I said in my Kraken Black Spiced Rum review, the Captain has always been a good friend to me.  Sometimes he did cause me to party a little too hard, but hey, that's life.

Captain Morgan Tattoo is a variation on their standard spiced rum.  And by variation I mean, what the hell, Captain?!  This stuff is intended as a mixer, sure, but wow.  This is syrupy thick, overly sweet, and crazily spiced beyond all belief.  It's almost like someone tried to make an alcoholic version of Dr. Pepper when they were drunk.  I guess this may go decently with cola, but not that well.  On its own had neat or as a shot, it's borderline nasty.  No joke.  I love regular Captain, but not this stuff.  This was probably made by Disney's Jake and the Neverland Pirates, not good ol' Captain Morgan.

Drink This: No.  Don't.
Don't Drink This: if you want good spiced rum.  Go get some Kraken or standard Captain Morgan, instead, you landlubbers!

 
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75 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 23, 2012 at 11:18 PM

    To each his own, I love it!

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  2. AnonymousMarch 2, 2013 at 9:18 PM

    Got this for my birthday. i agree with the review. It tastes weird.

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  3. AnonymousJune 4, 2013 at 1:49 AM

    As someone who cannot stand the original, I actually really like the tattoo. I also just have the opposite taste buds of most people. =/

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  4. UnknownJune 7, 2013 at 6:35 PM

    taste best with energy drink much like jager bomb but called ink bombs very delicious

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  5. AnonymousJuly 14, 2013 at 2:21 PM

    Yuck! I thought I'd try it as I like spiced rum. I agree with the author. It's way over spiced! Tastes like cherry. Back to my favorite.. Kraken

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  6. Surfer SandmanAugust 9, 2013 at 8:25 AM

    I wish I had read your review before I picked up a bottle of Tattoo. The only decent rum I've had is Sailor Jerry, which I should have picked up instead of Tattoo.

    But, I read a review of The Kraken elsewhere and bought a bottle and viola, you also have a review of that.

    I'm new to spirits in general but so far, I prefer rum over vodka and I've yet to venture into other spirits. Baby steps since I am mainly a beer a guy with over 2000+ reviews.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 3, 2013 at 9:20 PM

    It butt-chugs pretty good but don't overdo it.

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  8. AnonymousApril 6, 2014 at 10:16 PM

    I love this stuff! It's hard to find these days but I lucked out and found some at Winco. I like it with coke and lime and also I use it for baking banana bread. Mmmmm!

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  9. AnonymousJuly 29, 2014 at 7:10 PM

    It's great mixed with Dr. Pepper

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  10. AnonymousAugust 9, 2014 at 5:25 AM

    Great review i completely agree. I have a lot of tattoo's, i love tattoo's and this crap is giving them a bad name. I don't see a review for Captain Morgan Black. Would like to see your opinion on it. I personaly am in love with the stuff on the rocks.

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  11. AnonymousAugust 18, 2014 at 9:13 AM

    Mix it with Ginger ale, its a great summer drink. Its not a spiced rum its something different, I enjoyed the change.

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  12. AnonymousDecember 20, 2014 at 5:24 PM

    My absolute favorite!! I can't get enough of it! Coke, mt. Dew and BARQ'S rootbeer are incredible mixers!! Plus the slightly lower alcohol volume helps keep from going overboard on it.. personally i will never spend my money on any other liquor. If i can't find this then its straight back to the old trusted budweiser..

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  13. AnonymousApril 13, 2015 at 5:05 PM

    All a matter of taste. Sipping on the rocks very good, but then again I use heavy doses of spices in my cooking.

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  14. AnonymousMay 16, 2015 at 5:40 PM

    I just have to say your use of a Disney cartoon in a review tickles me to no end. Please continue the good work.

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  15. AnonymousJuly 26, 2015 at 9:22 AM

    suggestion barrets ginger beer and tatoo u'll be hooked 2jiggers of rum 1/2 can barrets over ice rocks my world called dark and stormy

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  16. TracyTNovember 10, 2015 at 5:42 PM

    I love to take a 3-oz shot and chase with Coke. Love it.

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  17. UnknownDecember 24, 2015 at 8:25 PM

    Put a little in a coffee cup and a swiss miss cocoa pod in a Kuerig.
    What comes out tastes like a chocolate covered cherry.

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  18. UnknownDecember 24, 2015 at 8:26 PM

    Put a little in a coffee cup and a swiss miss cocoa pod in a Kuerig.
    What comes out tastes like a chocolate covered cherry.

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  19. UnknownSeptember 9, 2016 at 11:37 PM

    I have been drinking captain morgans tattoo for over 10 years. For the last 2 years I have struggled finding my favorite drink, I can't find a logical excuse for the distillery to outcast any of their products, buy to do it to my favorite flavor just pissed me off. The distributors in my SE region are f&%#@÷* retards telling every store that the Captain has discontinued the tattoo flavored rum, all the while he has no idea what his kids will be eating for dinner on any giving night...that spellsaid stupid in my book! I've heard from CMD and confirmed it is still being made.

    To anyone who doesn't like tattoo, stick to your wine coolers...set sail or stfu..

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    Tattoo makes coke taste like a spike vanilla coke and its awesome

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